me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
If there’s anything I’ve learned from kpop it’s that you can always have a comeback.
this is the most encouraging thing ever.
i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused